The Little Bird´s Lesson
A little bird was flying south for the Winter, he was kind of late… It was already too cold so the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, very cold, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually warming him up!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. The cat discovered the bird under the pile dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
2. And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
3. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.