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BARRIGA É BARRIGA…
Arnaldo Jabour

Barriga é barriga, peito é peito e tudo mais. Confesso que tive agradável surpresa ao ver Chico Anísio no programa do Jô, dizendo que o exercício físico é o primeiro passo para a morte. Depois de chamar a atenção para o fato de que raramente se conhece um atleta que tenha chegado aos 80 anos e citar personalidades longevas que nunca fizeram ginástica ou exercício – entre elas o jurista e jornalista Barbosa Lima Sobrinho – mas chegou à idade centenária, o humorista arrematou com um exemplo da fauna:

A tartaruga com toda aquela lerdeza, vive 300 anos. Você conhece algum coelho que tenha vivido 15 anos?

Gostaria de contribuir com outro exemplo, o de Dorival Caymmi. O letrista compositor e intérprete baiano era conhecido como pai da preguiça. Passava 4/5 do dia deitado numa rede, bebendo, fumando e mastigando. Autêntico marcha-lenta, levava 10 segundos para percorrer um espaço de três metros. Pois mesmo assim e sem jamais ter feito exercício físico viveu 90 anos.

Conclusão: Esteira, caminhada, aeróbica, musculação, academia? Sai dessa enquanto você ainda tem saúde…

E viva o sedentarismo ocioso!!! Não fique chateado se você passar a vida inteira gordo. Você terá toda a eternidade para ser só osso!!!
Então: NÃO FAÇA MAIS DIETA!! Afinal, a baleia bebe só água, só come peixe, faz natação o dia inteiro, e é GORDA!!! O elefante só come verduras e é GORDOOOOOOOOO!!!

VIVA A BATATA FRITA E O CHOPP!!!
Você, menina bonita, tem pneus? Lógico, todo avião tem!
E nunca se esqueçam:

‘Se caminhar fosse saudável, o carteiro seria imortal.´

E lembrem-se sempre, Celulite quer dizer :

EU SOU GOSTOSA! Em braile!

Faça uma mulher feliz…encaminhe esse post.

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